Conjured Coffee Conjugations

Me: “Excuse me, madam. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Thanks, I’ll have a ‘MochaChinaFrappaLatte,’ please.”

Me: “Sorry, madam, but those are each separate coffees. Mocha, cappuccino, frappe, and a latte?”

Customer: “Oh. I just heard it on TV and I thought it sounded cool…”

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