Congratulations: Elvis Is Back

| Friendly | July 29, 2015

(A super chipper British friend of my mum’s is excitedly telling some of us about a concert she is attending that night and gets a bit jumbled.)

Chipper: “Oooh, I’m going to see Elvis tonight. It’s gonna be so fun.”

Church Lady: “Um, [Chipper] how are you going to Elvis? He’s been dead awhile.”

Me: “The aliens are gonna beam him down for the night.”

(Realising what she said, she starts laughing.)

Chipper: “Oh goodness, I meant I’m seeing Cliff Richard.”

Me: “How the heck do you mix those two up?”

(Apparently she had lots of fun at her concert!)

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