Condemn His Condom Condemnation

CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content of a medical nature. It is not intended as medical advice.

(I have a condition where any hormonal birth control gives me an increased risk of stroke. My boyfriend has been getting sick of have to put on a ‘sack’ whenever we want to be intimate.)

Boyfriend: “Can’t you take over the birth-control part?”

Me: “Question: do you want me to have a stroke?”

Boyfriend: *completely serious* “It saves me from having to wear a glove every time we…”

Me: “You don’t care, do you?”

Boyfriend: “Well, it means I don’t have to buy condoms!”

(We’re no longer together.)