Concentration Required While Driving

(My husband is a long haul truck driver, and we make sure to talk on the phone every day, even if we don’t have much to say.)

Me: *jokingly* “You are kind of boring.”

Husband: “What can I talk about to make this conversation more exciting for you?”

Me: “Tell me how much you love me.”

Husband: “Two cups.”

Me: “Two cups? I love you at least a gallon’s worth!”

Husband: “It’s concentrated.”