Computers Increase The Chance Of Identity Theft
(A customer is requesting a refund on a computer.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I cannot give you a refund on your computer.”
Customer: “What?! Why the h*** not?!”
Me: “You don’t have a receipt. It’s two years old, and long out of warranty.”
Customer: “I’ll have you know, I’m a lawyer, and I could sue you for everything you’ve got!”
Me: “We only have a thirty-day refund policy. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “I’m an assistant attorney general, and I will have you reported! This is an outrage!”
Me: “Okay, sir. Is there anything else I can help you with today?”
Customer: “Don’t you take that tone with me! I’m a board member of this chain, and you need to serve me!”
Me: “If there is nothing else, I’m going to have to ask you to remove your device and leave.”
Customer: “You can’t tell me to leave! I’m the owner’s nephew!”
Me: “Please calm down and leave.”
Customer: “Do you have any idea who I am?!”
Me: “Do you?”
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