Massaging The Truth
(My housemate is self-employed as a massage therapist, and also planning for her wedding. Money is a bit tight.)
Housemate: “I spent a load of wedding money on a new massage couch.”
Me: “Well, it is funky. ”
Housemate: “Probably wasn’t what I should have done.”
(Trying to be supportive, I go to tell her that equipment for work is a longer term return than money spent on a wedding ceremony. What I come out with instead…)
Me: “Cheer up; the couch will last longer than the marriage!”
(I die of mortification while my housemate almost kills herself laughing.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.