Compliments Are Not Complementary

(I’m just finishing up with this customer.)

Customer: “Oh, I just love your earrings!”

Me: “Thanks! I got them at [Store]. They were 50% off last week! Now, there’s your receipt. Have a great day!”

(The customer stands there expectantly.)

Me: “Is there something else I can help you with?”

Customer: “I complimented your earrings; that means you’re going to give them to me.”

Me: “Um… No?”

Customer: “Well, that’s just rude.” *walks out*

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