Completely Time-Zoned Out, Part 2

I work at a collections agency for a credit card company. It’s 7:58 pm and I call a lady.

Customer: “Could you give me a call back at 9:00 am today?”

Me: “I’m sorry, did you mean 9:00 am tomorrow?”

Customer: “No. I need you to call me at 9:00 am today!”

Me: “Ma’am, I cannot go back in time and call you this morning. It’s 7:58 pm.”

Customer: “No, it isn’t!”

Me: “Okay, what time is it, then?”

Customer: “It’s 7:58 pm. Just call me at 9:00 am today, okay?”

Me: *Pause* “Yeah, okay. Have a great day.”

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Completely Time-Zoned Out