The Most Adorable Poops Of All

(My boyfriend and I go to the same college during the year, but we’re in different states for work during the summer, forcing us to do the whole ‘long distance’ thing for three months. I’m living at home with my parents for the summer, and my siblings are home as well. My brother is in the habit of walking into my room unannounced while I talk to my boyfriend on the phone, and has just done so.)

Boyfriend: “Okay, the next time he comes in, say ‘then I shot a monkey with a blow-dart.'”

Me: “No! I’m not doing that!”

Boyfriend: “Please?”

Me: “Okay, fine…”

(Sure enough, my brother pops in a few minutes later…)

Me: “Yeah. So, then I shot a monkey with a blow-dart. You know… Are you happy now?”

Boyfriend: “Yay! Now say ‘panda poop.'”

Me: “No!”

Boyfriend: “Panda poop! Panda poop!”

Me: “I’m not saying it!”

Brother: “What does he want?”

Me: “He wants me to say ‘panda poop.'”

Boyfriend: “Yay, panda poop!”