Comparing All The Drivers Is Like Apples And Oranges

(I am about four when my family and my best friend’s family go on vacation together. I am in a car with her and her family driving through a mountainous region, with a car from The Netherlands, with an orange license plate, driving extremely slowly before us.)

Best Friend: “Dad, why is that car’s license plate orange?”

Her Dad: *frustrated* “That means that whoever is at the wheel is an awful driver and probably failed the driving test four times.”

(A little later we stop at a truck stop and my friend has spotted another orange license plate.)

Best Friend: *running up to the driver* “Hello! Did you fail your driving test four times as well?!”