Coming Under Fire About The Fire

| Learning | May 30, 2014

(During a history exam the fire alarm rings. Everybody suddenly stands up to leave. Our teacher is a very tall, buff, imposing man with a very deep voice.)

Teacher: “HEY! Where are you going!?”

Student: “But, sir, t-there’s the fire alarm…”

Teacher: “I’m only going to say this once. The walls and ceiling are made out of concrete. The chances the fire will spread are nil. Sit down.”

1 Thumbs