Coming Soon: My Big Fat Greek Divorce
(A man comes up to the box office with his wife.)
Customer: “Two tickets, please.”
Me: “Sure, what movie?”
(The customer just points at his wife. She does not notice.)
Me: “Uh, sir, I need to know which movie you’d like to see.”
(he continues to just point at his wife.)
Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”
Customer: “She’s a Big, Fat, Greek Woman!”
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