Coming Out And Going Out

(I’m a teenage girl, and have recently gotten a very short haircut. I go to an all-girls school, but have to pass boys who are often rude and loud on my way home. One of them sees my haircut and starts shouting out homophobic slurs.)

Boy #1: “Lesbo! D***!”

(I turn around and give him the finger. Surprisingly, so does [Boy #2].)

Boy #2: “Dude, shut up! I’m gay, y’know!”

Boy #1: “What? You’re a f** too?!”

Boy #3: “Oh, piss off [Boy #1]. So, [Boy #2], you’re free tomorrow evening, right? Wanna catch a movie?”