Comically Bad Timing

Me: “Hi. How are you?”

Customer: “Good, how are you?”

Me: “I’m good. Do you have an Air Miles card?”

Customer: “Yes. Yes, I do.”

(He hands me a card that is well-worn and falling apart.)

Customer: “It’s really old, but it still works well. My god does it ever work well.” *creepy look*

(The customer pays and leaves, all the while staring at me very creepily. About two minutes later, he comes back into the store, returns to my line, looks at me right in the eye, and says…)

Customer: “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!”