Comes When He Means To

| Romantic | December 9, 2013

(My husband and I are about to have sex. He is preparing to put on a condom, and he pulls it out of the wrapper. In the dim light he is having a hard time telling on which side the rolled part of the condom is. He hands it to me.)

Husband: “Which way is it going? Do I have the little wizard’s hat pointed outward?”

(My husband points at the reservoir tip.)

Me: “Yup! Put on your wizard’s hat! And remember: ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early!'”

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