Come What ‘May’
(I’m the customer here. I go to the counter and ask:)
Me: “Please may I have [Burger Meal] with a [Soda]?”
(The girl at the counter gets that deer-in-the-headlights look, and then recovers.)
Employee: “’Please may I have’… That’s so NICE. People usually say ‘I WANT.’ How nice!”
(I just thought it was kind of sad that me saying such a little thing like “please” made her day.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
