Come Back When You Have A TARDIS
I was working at a pizza place next to a movie theater. We’d just finished the Friday night rush and were getting ready to close. A customer and his friends tried to walk in.
Customer: “Hey, can we get some pizzas to go?”
Me: “Sorry, we closed at 10:00 pm.”
Customer: *Getting irate* “But it’s 10:05!”
Me: “Yes, and we close at 10:00.”
The customer stormed off with his friends once he saw I wouldn’t budge.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?