Color Me Stupid

(My mum and dad are in a home improvement store, looking at paint colours.)

Dad: “I like this one! What’s it called?”

(Dad picks up the tin and reads off the label.)

Dad: “‘Wise Precautions’? That’s a strange name for a paint.”

Mum: “Keep reading…”

Dad: “Wise Precautions: To avoid the risk of spillage always store and transport in a secure upright position. Oh…”