College Seems A Bit Elementary

(My sister is home visiting from college, and is playing video games to relax. Suddenly, she hops up.)

Sister: “Oh crap! I have to finish my homework! Can I borrow your laptop for a second?”

Me: “Sure, go ahead.”

Sister: “It’ll literally take two seconds; I only have one question left.”

(My sister signs into the homework website on my laptop.)

Me: *reading* “Assign a name to the chemical using the picture given and the letters A through H.”

Sister: “Ugh, I don’t know this.”

(She smashes the keyboard.)

Sister: “Yeah, that looks right!”

Me: “Umm… You have to use the letters A through H, right?”

Sister: “Yeah?”

Me: “Check what you put.”

Sister: “Oh, God! I put an ‘S’ in there.”

Me: “Yeah.”

Sister: “Thank god I didn’t submit that. I’ll just delete the S; there we go!”

(She submits her homework. I am reading the completion time on her screen.)

Me: “Completion Time… 90 hours?!”

Sister: “Yep! Back to video games!”

(Scarily enough, my sister is passing the class.)