Cold Mathematical Truths

| Romantic | December 26, 2012

(My boyfriend is playing videogames while I have just crawled into bed for a much-needed nap. I really like to cuddle, so whenever I lie down, I try to make my guy come over through guilt, bribery, etc. It’s been very cold in our apartment lately as our heating system is very old and doesn’t work well.)

Me: “Boy, it sure is warm and comfy over here. But I’m soooo lonely. If only I had someone to share all this warmth with!”

(A few minutes go by, and I figure my tactic has failed, but suddenly my boyfriend leaps into the bed and burrows under the covers. We cuddle for a bit.)

Me: “I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”

Me: “Yeah, I can tell because you dropped your videogames to come cuddle me. And I’m sure it was at least 75% because you love me right? And not just because you were cold?”

(Noticeably long pause.)

Me: “Babe?”

Boyfriend: “I’m doing the math!”

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