Cold, Concentrated Logic

(My family and I are about to watch a movie, and I go to get myself a beverage. Note: I am coming down with a cold.)

Me: “I believe in the healing power of Sprite.”

Brother: “No, watered-down Sprite is what you’re supposed to drink when you’re sick.”

Me: “But Sprite is concentrated watered-down Sprite.”

(My brother looks at me like I’m crazy.)

Me: “Your brain explodes with logic.”