Coke Zero Chance

(I am the employee in this one. Until a boss stops me I like to say things that will make my customer’s laugh.)

Me: “Hello, welcome to [Fast Food Place]. It would be my pleasure to help you today.”

Customer: “Just a large Coke.”

Me: “That will be $1.47.”

Customer: “You better have good Coke.”

Me: *without missing a beat* “Ma’am, if we had good coke that would be illegal.”