Coffeeholics Anonymous
(A customer wanders in and stares around, sighing forlornly for a while.)
Me: “Hello there. Are you okay?”
Customer: *very sadly* “I just miss being able to have coffee.”
Me: “Oh, that is sad! But we do have non-coffee drinks available if you’d like…”
Customer: “It’s just not the same!”
(The customer grabs a bag of ground coffee, opens it, and takes a deep whiff. She then shoves it back on the shelf and runs sobbing out of the store.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
