Coffee Shop Customer Found Poked To Death
Customer: “Is the lemon pound cake fresh? Like, is it soft?”
Me: “All of our pastries are fresh, sir. Would you like a sample, to see if you like it?”
Customer: “Just let me feel it.”
(I put the slice of cake on a plate and watch resignedly as he pokes the cake full of holes.)
Customer: “Yeah, I guess that’s soft enough.”
Me: “Alright…”
(I pick up the slice of cake with tongs and move to put it in a pastry bag.)
Customer: “Not THAT one! It’s got holes all in it!”