Coffee Can Cause Great Dis-Stain
Customer: “Hi, I’d like a mocha latte cappuccino.”
Me: “Okay, which one of those would you like?”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “Well, those are three different things. A mocha, a latte, or a cappuccino?”
Customer: “No, they’re not! That’s what I want!”
Me: “Ma’am, technically–”
Customer: “Just get me what my husband always orders!”
Me: “What does your husband always order?”
Customer: “You know, some… coffee thing!”
