Having Some Coffee With Their Baked Goods
(Please note that this is a small, two-sided, two-windowed coffee shop. We currently have two customers, one at each window.)
Customer: *speaking slowly* “Wow. Y’all are really busy. Man. Can’t believe you’re so busy right now.”
Manager: *laughs* “Yeah, we’re totally slammed.”
Customer: “Y’all gots a lot of cars here for a tiny place.”
(At this point, we realize the woman is serious.)
Manager: “Uh…yeah. We’re actually really slow right now. Have a nice day, bye!”
Customer: “What?” *muttering* “There’s just so many people…”
Manager: *closes window* “I haven’t seen anybody that baked since I was in high school. Wow.”
(It took the woman three minutes to pull out of the driveway and onto the completely empty street. I hope she made it home okay.)