Cobra Cry

I worked in a movie and bookstore from 2008 to 2012. My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride in being able to help customers find obscure movies or discover new favorites. We try to only help when asked, though, as management has said our love of movies can be a bit “intense”.

A father and son are browsing the DVD selection. ‘The Karate Kid’ remake with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan had recently come out in theaters. The son notices the “Karate Kid 2” with Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita.

Son: “Dad! Look! There’s a part two! Can we get it?!”

Dad: “Aww, no son, there are different people in this. It’s probably a bootleg!”

I look over at my coworker. He still has bitemarks on his knuckles from that day…