Clutching At Strawberries

| Working | January 5, 2017

(I notice some strawberries in our cooler that I had sliced the day before. They still looked good to eat, but I thought they might be too old to serve. I decided to check with the chef before I took them for a snack.)

Me: “[Chef], we can’t still use those sliced strawberries for anything, can we?”

Chef: “No, they’re already a day old. We can’t sell them.”

Me: “So, I can have them?”

Chef: “Yeah, sure. What do you need them for?”

Me: “For my stomach.”

Chef: “What’s wrong with your stomach?”

Me: “There’s no strawberries in it!”

(They were still delicious!)

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