Clucks Can Be Deceiving
Customer: “Hi, I just ordered sweet and sour chicken from your establishment, and one of my pieces of chicken is shaped like a fish.”
Me: “Well, the chicken is in all different shapes, ma’am.”
Customer: “So it’s not fish? It’s still chicken?”
Me: “Uh, yes.”
Customer: “Oh, okay!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?