Take The Bitter With The Sweet
(My boyfriend loves rubbing my butt to go to sleep at night. This happens with his hand on my butt one night.)
Me: *farts silently* “Oh, Babe, I’m sorry. I’m gassy tonight!”
Boyfriend: “How could something so sweet BE so stinky?”
Me: *rolls over calmly* “So that you know what sweet is.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?