Close-Minded

Me: “Thank you for calling [drugstore], how can I help you?”

Customer: “What time do y’all close?”

Me: “We’re open twenty-four hours, sir.”

Customer: “But what time do you close?”

Me: “We’re twenty-four hours.”

Customer: “What does that mean? I don’t know military time!”

Me: “We’re open twenty-four hours a day, three-hundred-and-sixty-five days a year sir.”

Customer: “You’re not listening to me. How am I supposed to know when to come if I don’t know when you close?!”

Me: “Sir, we never close. We’re always open.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “No matter what time you come, someone will be here, sir.”

Customer: “Well, what kind of stupid a** schedule is that?!”

Me: “You’d have to ask corporate, sir.”

Customer: “So wait… what time do y’all close?”