This Close To Giving You Side-Eye

, , , | Right | February 15, 2018

(My friend and I walk to a restaurant to grab a bite to eat. They have a special where you can get a sandwich or salad, and then something else on the side.)

Friend: “Can I have the salad and side special?”

Cashier: “Sure thing. What kind of salad would you like?”

Friend: “The Cobb salad, please.”

Cashier: “Okay. Would you like soup, mac and cheese, or coleslaw on the side?”

Friend: “Yes.”

Cashier: “Um… Soup, mac and cheese, or coleslaw?”

Friend: “Yes.”

Me: “[Friend], you can only have one.”

Friend: “Huh?”

Me: “You keep saying, ‘Yes,’ when he asks which side you want.”

Friend: “Oh! I’m so sorry! My head is somewhere else. I’d like a tomato soup on the side.”

(The three of us had a good laugh.)

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