Close But No Sausage
Australia, Home, Non-Dialogue, Parents/Guardians, Rude & Risque, Wordplay | Related
| September 7, 2020
I recently, awkwardly, had to teach my mother, in her mid-sixties, what the phrase “that’s what she said” was all about. She thought it was hilarious, and at the first chance she had, she tried out her newfound knowledge.
We were at a family BBQ and one of my uncles unknowingly threw her the perfect opening, something about a sausage being a long one. She turned to me and winked, and then blurted out, “Said the girl!”
She was so proud of herself. Close, but not quite, Mum!
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