Let Them Sleep On It
(I’m woken up in the middle of the night.)
Boyfriend: *sleep talking* “Do you think we should push the houses back?”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “Can we cut it loose?”
Me: *realizing he’s sleep talking* “Only if you kiss me first!”
Boyfriend: *makes kissing noises*
Me: “Do you love me?”
(Long pause…)
Boyfriend: *snores*
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