Clients From… Right Next To You

I am working at a small marketing agency. They have the client sit right next to me as I am working, even though the project isn’t even ready to be shown.

I never really have time to actually finish any task before the client comes rushing in to micro-manage the entire thing.

I know things are going to get spicy on the very first day.

Client: “Why’s there a picture of a car?! That’s not what I want!”

Me: “That’s just my computer’s wallpaper.”

Client: “And that’s not my logo! I don’t like that orange!”

Me: “Sir, that’s just Illustrator starting up; I haven’t started anything yet.”

Client: “Well, I’m not paying for this wasted time!”

I told my bosses I was never working like that ever again.