Clever Girl
(I find out that the velociraptor cage from ‘Jurassic Park’ is for sale. I’ve been hounding my partner to look at houses for a few months.)
Partner: “How much is it?”
Me: “Well, I don’t really need a house all that much. Currently $99,000.10.”
Partner: “How many square feet?”
Me: “That was the most perfect answer EVER.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?