Clearly This Teacher Listens To Weird Al

, , , , , , , , | Learning | June 13, 2020

I’m the same person from Please Keep Off Of The Grass, Shine Your Shoes, Wipe Your… Face. This story involves my eight-year-old niece on a Zoom call with her class.

Her teacher tells the class they’re going to do a scavenger hunt, that they have to leave their tablets where they are, and that they have thirty seconds to get the items she calls out. 

I’m standing just out of sight and after a few items the teacher calls out, “Scissors!”

Um… you give them thirty seconds and then tell them to get scissors after you see them running to get the items? 

What kind of teacher tells her eight-year-old students to run with scissors?

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