Clearly, She Didn’t

(When my uncle was a child, he was looking at my grandmother’s driver’s license.)

Uncle: “Mom, what’s this F on your license for?

Grandma: “Well, honey, that means I am a woman. The F stands for ‘female.’ If I were a man, it would be an M for ‘male.’”

Uncle: “Oh, I thought it meant you got an F in sex.”

(He is the ninth out of ten kids.)