Clearly, It’s The President’s Fault!

I work for a credit union in a smaller location so we don’t have access to “Shared Branching,” which is a ton of credit unions around the world coming together so all members can access banking services worldwide.

Customer: “Hi, I want to do shared banking with [European Credit Union].”

Me: “Unfortunately, we don’t have shared branching available here; you’ll have to go to our [Other Branch Five Minutes Away].”

Customer: “America is declining and falling apart!” *Storms off*

Not the first time someone has been peeved that we don’t have shared branching, but the first time they have blamed it on America as a whole!