Clean Talk

, | Romantic | November 25, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are getting intimate in his dorm, and we start talking about ‘dirty talk.’)

Boyfriend: “You know, we could if you want to, but it’s never appealed to me. Why should I call you a prostitute?”

Me: “Yeah! Go mutual respect and love!”

Boyfriend: “I mean, since we’re into all of that, we could have our own form of dirty talk.”

Me: “How so?”

Boyfriend: “You do that, you monogamous housewife!”

Me: “Oh, your hard-working middle class status just drives me crazy. Mmm!”

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