Clandestine Calorie Cutters

, , | Right | July 10, 2009

Customer #1: “Do you have any sugar-free ice cream?”

Customer #2: “Yeah, that a diabetic can eat?”

(The two spend the next five minutes sampling almost every frozen yogurt we have and inquiring into the sugar content of everything. I went along with it, not wanting to put someone in a diabetic coma or anything.)

Customer #2: “Okay, we’ll take two of the blueberry pomegranate yogurt on sugar cones.”

Me: “You’re aware that sugar cones contain sugar, right?”

Customer #2: “Oh, we’re not really diabetic; we just didn’t want you to sneak us something fattening.”


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