Citizens Of Puooiam, The Customer Is Always Right
Me: “… we will pick you up at the Pulliam airport.”
Customer: “How do you spell Pulliam?”
Me: “P as in Paul, U as Umbrella, L as in Lily–”
Customer: “Lily doesn’t start with O. You meant to say Oscar.”
Me: “But the letter is L. As in Lily, Lock, Luke…”
Customer: “None of those words start with O.”
Me: “You’re right… anyway, it’s spelled it PULLIAM.”
Customer: “You mean PUOOIAM.”
Me: “Sure…”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!
