Citizen Profane
Me: “I’m looking for a copy of Citizen Kane.”
Clerk: “Oh, we keep that in the children’s section.”
Me: “You… keep… Citizen Kane… in the children’s section?”
Clerk: “Well, it doesn’t have any dirty words in it!”
Me: “I’m looking for a copy of Citizen Kane.”
Clerk: “Oh, we keep that in the children’s section.”
Me: “You… keep… Citizen Kane… in the children’s section?”
Clerk: “Well, it doesn’t have any dirty words in it!”
