Cinnamon Host Crunch

(My friend’s younger brother is working on getting his First Communion.)

Friend: “If you pray hard enough, the host will taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch!”

(The brother prays and prays every day up until his big day. When he comes up to receive the Sacrament, he starts weeping.)

Teacher: “Why are you crying?”

Brother: “I didn’t pray hard enough! The host doesn’t taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch!”