Cinnamany Problems

(I work in a buffet line in a breakfast restaurant. Se have a hot pot of oatmeal with raisins, brown sugar, and cinnamon.)

Customer: *pointing at the cinnamon* “Excuse me, is this chocolate? You have very little.”

Me: “No, sir, that is cinnamon.”

Customer: “It’s what?”

Me: “Umm, cinnamon.”

Customer: “Are you making that up? What the h*** is that?”

Me: “It’s something sweet you put in the oatmeal.”

Customer: “So you are saying this is NOT chocolate? Where is the chocolate?

Me: “You can ask your server for chocolate.”

(The customer then grabs the spoon and starts putting a lot of the cinnamon on his milk. He goes to the table and comes back about ten minutes later.)

Customer: “What the f*** kind of chocolate is this!? It tastes horrible!”

Me: “Um, it’s the cinnamon kind?”

Customer: “Oh, must be some type of fancy s***.”

(He then talked to my manager and let her know how annoying it is that they don’t have regular chocolate and have the “cinnamony” kind in our buffet…)