Cigarettes Are His Achilles Heel
(A customer walks in, limping badly. His foot seems to be dragging lifelessly.)
Me: “Are you alright, sir?”
Customer: “No, I just shattered my ankle.”
Me: “Do you want me to call you an ambulance?”
Customer: “No, I just need a pack of smokes.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.