Church Of The Damned
Working
| August 6, 2016
(I am in church. The preacher is known to be a pretty laid back guy but also VERY religious. He is holding up the bible and waving it around animatedly as he talks.)
Preacher: *drops the bible*
Preacher: “God d*** it!”
Preacher: *pause while he realizes what he just said*
Preacher: “You didn’t hear me say that.”
Preacher’s Wife: “No, but God did!”
(Everybody had a good chuckle and the preacher made an excellent recovery by doing a little lesson about how God forgives mistakes but you still should try not to make them.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
