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Chuck Norris Versus Captain Kirk

| Romantic | July 3, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed discussing our future together, when we land on the subject of children. We both want children someday, so we are discussing names. We are both big sci-fi nerds, and have joked in the past about naming children after our favorite characters. His last name is Kirk.)

Boyfriend: “I’d like to have a boy and name him Chuck.”

Me: “Chuck? What, like Chuck Norris?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, but his full name would be Chuck Roundhouse, and we could teach him karate, so he could roundhouse kick any kids that gave him trouble while yelling ‘ROUNDHOUSE!’.”

Me: “Why not a normal name? I’d want to name him James, after my father.”

Boyfriend: “Are you sure there isn’t some ulterior motive there, given my last name?”

Me: “What? No. Of course not.”

Boyfriend: “What would his middle name be?”

Me: *sheepishly* “Tiberius…”

Boyfriend: “I love you, even though you are a Trekkie.”

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