Christmas Lite

| Related | December 25, 2013

(Every year, my mother takes my sister and I to see the Christmas lights in my hometown. I am 17, and my sister is 14. We’ve been bickering for the last hour, as we’re stuck in a car together.)

Mom: “All right you two, that’s enough! I want you to look at the Christmas lights!”

Me: “We are looking at them!”

Sister: “Yeah, we’ve been appreciating them.”

Mom: “You’re not ‘ooh’ing and ‘aah’ing!”

Sister and I: *in unison, monotone* “Ooooooh, aaaaaaaah.”

Mom: “We’re going home.”

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