Christmas Is Her(e)

I’m a guy who works on an office team with five women. We decided to have a Secret Santa gift exchange over the holidays, giving one small gift each week leading up to a larger gift just before Christmas. During one of our meetings, we’re talking about what gifts we’ve received and I say, “My Secret Santa’s gotten me some nice things. I wonder what she’ll do for the large gift.”

One of my other coworkers asks, “How do you know your Secret Santa is a she?”

My boss responds, “Well, if it’s not, his Secret Santa has a little bit bigger secret than just being his Santa.” My coworker struggles to understand for a minute, but we all get a little laugh that day.